Random Funny/Dumb Things in Sports. Part 1.

• This Cavaliers parody of the Heineken Walk-In Fridge Commercial
• Dikembe Mutombo's full birth name: Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo
• Everything about this picture: From 7-time All-Star Dave Parker smokin' away in the dugout to the Pirates' awesome train-conductor-looking hats, to the unis that look like giant bananas.
  
• This Story from The Associated Press:
  

  "BRUSSELS -- The Belgian bodybuilding championship has been canceled after doping officials showed up and all the competitors fled.

  A doping official says bodybuilders just grabbed their gear and ran off when he came into the room.

  "I have never seen anything like it and hope never to see anything like it again," doping official Hans Cooman said Monday.

  Twenty bodybuilders were entered in the weekend competition."

• Benny Agbayani
• This list of hweird/bizarre high school team names
• Special shout-out to the Grand Rapids (Minn.) High Thunderhawks!
• The Mpumalanga Dangerous Darkies
• The Giant friggin' Dinosaur plastered across the Toronto Raptors old jerseys
  
• Bill Wennington
• This list of Detroit Lions starting QBs
• Brady Anderson's 1996 season
  
• The Mark McGwire Endorsed Vortex Power Bat:

  "The Vortex POWER BAT is the farthest hitting toy bat and baseball set ever. And who would know better than Mark McGwire, the world's new single season home run record holder and POWER BAT spokesperson."

• The fact that Loy Vaught was probably the greatest Los Angeles Clipper of the 1990s.
• Fred McGriff's Hat in the Tom Emanski Baseball Training Videos.
• The fact that Tom Emanski won Back to Back to Back AAU National Championships!
• Koy Detmer's Neckbeard